Classic episode along with the "shrinkage" one.
Do women know about shrinkage?
Never saw the massage episode....
George express to Seinfeld his concern after received a massage from a guy...
"George: So I uhhh...got a massage...
Jerry: Yeah...you got a massage...???
George: From a man.
Jerry: Yeah so?
George: So he was...touching and rubbing...
Jerry: Yup, that's a massage.
George: Then I took my pants off-
Jerry: Ya took your pants off!?
George: For my hamstring!
Jerry: Oh...
George: So he got about 3 inches from...there.
Jerry: Really?
George: I think it moved...
Jerry: I'm sure it didn't move. Maybe it just wanted to move over...ya know, shift positions.
George: No no no! This wasn't a shift, I'VE shifted! This was a move!
Jerry: Well so what if it did move?
George: That's the sign! The test!
Jerry: That's not the test! The test is if it moves as a result of contact.
George: It's contact?! Are you sure???
Jerry: That's what a gym teacher once told me."
Classic episode along with the "shrinkage" one.
Do women know about shrinkage?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Elaine: "It shrinks" ?Originally posted by Andyman:
Classic episode along with the "shrinkage" one.
Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: "I don't know how you guys live with that"
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